"Zhuom we like dogs": tips on dental care for every self-respecting man
Health / / December 19, 2019
Olga Nikiforova-Demiurge
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People, and especially women. We were very badly taught to brush their teeth and do not teach them to chew. Therefore, all the more terrible than they could be, and all the "face crooked spine ***" (I prosthetist from *** clinics quote, which had the good fortune to work). Save at least the faces of their children until they are twisted as well.
Chewing
Somehow, our graceless territories that no one ever knows.
Zhuom we like dogs. That is on one side of the jaw. Someone as comfortable: on the left or on the right.
The teeth on the active side, respectively, are more prone to tooth decay, and thus sealing. Running from one year to the muscles of only one side of the face leads to absurd unilateral gipermimike. It's like a rock only one hand for years, and is second to none.
Of course, the symmetry of persons waiting in the end is not necessary. Powerful chewing muscles. Jaw (visually chin and cheek) leaving aside the strong masticatory side with a smile and in general the active facial expressions, even just in conversation.
The tip of the nose - to the side, above the corner of the lips, eyes narrowed. As a result, the life you until flickers, nothing but static on the photo - sitter Picasso.
When a person is young, plump, all this is not very noticeable. But when after twenty puppy swelling subsides and the face appears in all its sculptural, visible facial muscles work - many it kills.
That is why many pretty girls at once, crossed the threshold of adulthood, of nyashek converted into ordinary. Like all the same, to the age-related changes is still far away, but lost her looks and that's it. This eye reads asymmetry. Bring disharmony even millimeters.
With age, the worse. Gipermimika only one side of the face leads to the fact that on this side nosogubka becomes deeper than the other, the wrinkles in the eye - is longer than the other, and ptosis on the weak side - expression. So the asymmetry with which we are already resigned to such starts exacerbated by the fact that one half of the face like an old friend. And all because of the unilateral chewing.
Zapoloshnye women therefore run at thirty-something to pump and slaughter, returning equality, harmony, half of the face. But as a rule, only aggravate the situation: their eye sees a problem in the mirror, but they verbalize it properly are not able to, but not all beauticians shrewdness.
What to do?
Teach their children to eat properly. Chew food moving from the right side of the jaw to the left and back.
Funny, of course. But it is necessary. And start to look after themselves, chew carefully controlling the time.
After each meal to chew gum only on the undeveloped side of the jaw (you can almost feel the wild resistance exercise: muscle there will instantly tired, cheek - a bit numb, and you should just relax control as chewing gum will be thrown on the usual muscles to shake side).
Six months later, control and simple exercise with chewing gum you will see how a person goes back to the place, and the photos you get many times better already not Quasimodo with a curse on his brow. After a year and a half will do nicely.
It is reversible, think. And it is not worth the money, the costs of chewing gum do not believe.
Teeth cleaning
Teeth need to be cleaned every day, brush your teeth is not five seconds, and teeth clean is not just anything.
There is nothing wrong to ask your dentist what kind of brush is right for you. He advises looking at the enamel and gums.
If you are sealed teeth, no problem, you carefully brush your teeth at night and in the morning will still have a stale smell from the mouth - you crap pasta. This means that it does not work all night. And bacteria are suspended from four to eight in the morning and hang out crap they want: feed them does not hold back, and you are not protected.
Throw your cheap putty, do not skimp on pasta.
Dentists and prosthetists then you are more expensive, and sexual partners will run after the first night: breath under pheromones will not spend.
About pasta can also ask your dentist. I, for example, it Marvis. It stands as a cast-iron bridge, but I've been waiting in the shops and purchase a discount for the year ahead, what to do.
If you smoke and drink coffee, but do not want yellow enamel, such a "dental" pasta (not 'Blendamed "Of course, it's pointless) you need to brush your teeth overnight, rinse, then brush squeeze quite a bit of this paste to polish the teeth, spit and rinse the excess, leaving a thin film of paste to morning. But indifferent dentist you this and so advise you though to him, and will not go, of course.
One toothbrush never enough. Dental floss is also necessary not scrub brush you've just meat fibers. If dental floss is not like you and you are constantly cut her gums, buy yourself new hands multibeam brush in addition to basic.
Brush your teeth first ordinary brush, and then trimmed to the interdental space multibeam.
Teach children to brush their teeth thoroughly. There is a special mouthwash, which paints a plaque on the teeth blue. Play with children from six years old to tooth police (my innovation). Brush your teeth with them, and then the whole family this tester rinse mouth. Blue spots on the teeth will show where the child passes where plaque remains, therefore, of careless brushing (at the same time, the mirror smile, and myself learn a lot). Adjust the child.
Tooth police should come suddenly. This fun game, children will happily wait for the tooth and police every day and thoroughly clean your teeth properly.
Treatment
Teeth it is necessary to treat. I know there is no money. But that is no excuse.
Firstly, dental care, you are still entitled to free compulsory medical insurance. Yes, a chore. But you can not be a lazy ass with a rotten mouth.
Takes a free voucher, go. Writing, of course, for two months forward, but you free of charge or fast?
Even if you have eight fillings, put two at a time, and coupons for three months ahead - a year is fine and free council.
There is a nuance. Depending on the availability of clinics you can put a light-cured, or may cheap concrete seal. On the front teeth, do not worry, you will not put betonku anywhere, ever: doctors are not animals. And on the side may. But better that than the holes, cavities, loss of teeth, smell from the mouth.
You can arrange and pay officially only material that everywhere were modern seals. And it is much cheaper to any visit to the dentist paid.
Second, for those who have money, but they are few, there is a huge amount of discount coupons. Afraid to treat teeth coupon is not necessary. Coupon just means that any dentist has experienced zadolbalsya to work for his uncle, opened a private office and wants to gain clientele.
He will try coupon as well as without the coupon. He will try to even better than the hyped expensive clinics: the specialist every client is important and word of mouth, he had to stay in private practice niche.
He always shows you all the stickers on sterilizers and you will take out kraft bag from the sterilizer and instruments - Kraft package. No doctor will never be offended if you ask all this show. You have every right to.
Third, for cleaning and polishing the teeth to go once a year is mandatory.
Do not be brutes and nihilists. You can not look good with a bad mouth and teeth.
Cleaning, too, can take the coupon: you can and find 600 rubles, and even 450. Do not go broke. The stone will be removed, polish the teeth, become beautiful once.
It is impossible to respect a man if he does not respect himself. A self-respecting man's mouth does not start, it's how we found out, not in finance.
And yes, boys: you are not a horse darony, we look to you in the teeth. Man with rotten teeth - it's a fucking shame. Go, please, to the dentist or to the clinic.
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