Explain in simple words, what you are doing at work

Twitter user Artem Pants I asked its readers an interesting puzzle: asked to explain in simple language what they do at work. The answers must not contain jargon and professional terminology. We collected the most amusing examples. Can you guess the profession?

Drawing pictures and using magic to get them to work devilish machine

- Sharansky LEV II (@ LevSharansky2) August 20, 2019

I am where the oil pipe hurts

- Jura Ryazan (@yuraryazanskiy) August 20, 2019

Makes the ancient, has repeatedly written off and removed from the production of electrical appliances, continue to work.

- Nikolaus (@ Nikolau53194841) August 20, 2019

I am doing so that 63 drivers were serviceable machines, work, wages, health.

- Maxim (@Solo_maximus) August 20, 2019

The same as what they do in six years (I have been working with children)

- silly n'vahi (@Madhouse_sleeps) August 20, 2019

I treat people while they sleep.

- Artem Dyakiv (@Dyakiv) August 20, 2019

I encourage people to sleep while they are treated surgeons.

- AlinaFischkina (@MadamAgnia) August 20, 2019

contributes to the delivery of

- Maksim Sid (@MaRkusSide) August 20, 2019

I bring joy to the people in the house pic.twitter.com/DjTQoMCrIU

- Chupacabra (@ mroky5) August 20, 2019

I bring people to hysteria, creating a queue.

- MFC Russia (@mfcrusia) August 21, 2019

I write stories for cars

- Tea with cakes (@redpryanik) August 20, 2019

I say to the actors how to walk and uncle with the camera to film while he was sitting on a stool and watch

- T K M (@tkmindahous) August 20, 2019

Sighs, when I say that something is not working, and then look at the screen, and it is clear that everything is working.

- The Untold Hero (@TwistKori) August 20, 2019

listen on the radio different sounds and write them down on paper, receives a mysterious cipher that I carry to others that his unraveling

- ktrn (@katringert) August 20, 2019

I come up with funny pictures for the money
(My God, what I do)

- Nikotinka eyebrows + (@Yoghikitt) August 20, 2019

I take out the children of the women

- Mad horse 🐎 (@ bonechka_007) August 20, 2019

Sell ​​tickets for planes and trains, and tells how to move with a dog, a crocodile, skiing, alkashki and bass.

- Helen Lebedeva (@Ester_swan) August 20, 2019

I say aircrafts which way to fly

- Sebastian the Crab (@vitya_secret) August 20, 2019

press the button to bird flew

- george markov (@pixsl_markov) August 20, 2019

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Try it and you explain in simple terms, what do you do at work? Imagine that you meet a child or an elderly grandmother. Write the answers in the comments.