15 weird and ridiculous products from AliExpress
Purchases / / January 04, 2021
Acne squeezer, smartphone swing, penis glasses and other trash that makes your hair stand on end.
1. Tan T-shirt
An original T-shirt with a print of a hairy male chest and an unfortunate "T-shirt" tan. From the back, everything is also pretty realistic. Available in several sizes, including baby ones, so the whole family can dress up.
Price: 489 rubles.
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2. Haircut template
You might think that we have a multi-tool barrette with a built-in level, created especially for builders, but no. It's much simpler: it's a DIY haircut tool. It is suggested to be attached to the hair and then trimmed along the line. It doesn't sound all that crazy under the current circumstances.
Price: 218 rubles.
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3. Acne squeezer
A very unusual anti-stress toy that simulates squeezing acne on the face and other parts of the body. As you can see from the photo, the process is pretty realistic. Before enjoying this guilty pleasure, you need to slightly warm up the palm oil from the kit and fill it with a pipette into the holes.
Price: 786 rubles.
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4. Ventuz-sticker
Wonderful, according to the seller, a device for cleaning the toilet bowl, allowing you to clear the blockage without even getting your hands dirty. To use it, you need to wipe the bezel dry and stick the film tightly, building a kind of drum. Then drain the water and press firmly on the resulting structure from above. Well, then it all depends on your luck.
Price: 113 rubles.
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5. Finger soccer
Not the worst option for a sports pastime in self-isolation. Put on miniature boots on your toes and try to hammer a plastic ball into the opponent's goal. However, technically it is no longer football, so it would be more correct to say “fingerball”.
Price: 176 rubles.
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6. Bottle with smartphone case
Well, or a case with a bottle. In general, a container for water and drinks with a built-in compartment for the phone. It is not clear why such a symbiosis might be needed, but as it is. Full tightness is declared, allowing the bottle to be immersed in water. And thanks to the transparent walls, you can view notifications on the screen. What is there! There is even a hole for the headphone cord in the bottom cover.
Price: 1,016 rubles.
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7. Mirrored boots
In such space boots, even for a theme party, anywhere. Shiny and mirrored - the material is very similar to that used in the manufacture of space suits. As they say, good boots must be taken!
Price: 4 427 rubles.
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8. Plush Napkin Butt
A cute napkin holder in the shape of a toy with lowered panties - the designer has shown remarkable creativity. The holder is put on a box with paper handkerchiefs, which are then taken out of the priests in the literal sense of the word.
Price: 528 rubles.
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9. Slimming machine
No, this ring is not used to measure portions of spaghetti. It should be inserted into the mouth and blow it as hard as possible. Yes Yes! the effect slimming tied to breathing exercises, during which the abdominal muscles are strained and thus stimulated. In addition to the press, the simulator strengthens the lungs and facial muscles. Well, logical.
Price: 88 rubles.
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10. Phone swing
Yes, the only function of this accessory is to shake and rock your smartphone. But this is not done for idle entertainment! Thus, you can cheat indicators in fitness applications and games that use motion tracking and counting the number of steps. So that's it!
Price: 612 rubles.
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11. Buttock enlargement cream
It is unclear what kind of magic ingredient it contains (yeast?), But judging by the description, this remedy helps to grow a beautiful ass. To increase the volume of the buttocks and tighten the skin on the thighs, rub the contents of the bubble twice a day with movements from the bottom up and from the sides to the center.
Price: 243 rubles.
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12. Vacuum pump
A more radical solution for those who are dissatisfied with their forms. The principle of operation is based on vacuum stretching of the flesh, which, after such a therapeutic effect, expands and increases in volume. It sounds creepy, it looks even worse, but, oddly enough, there are hundreds of satisfied customers in the reviews.
Price: 1 160 rubles.
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13. Finger mask
Goggles-mask in the form of female hands covering the eyes. You can wear this only for a party or carnival - this funny accessory will surely appeal to fans of extravagant things. Besides the realistic flesh color with red nails, there are also gold and silver versions.
Price: 378 rubles.
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14. Penis Glasses
If the previous glasses seem almost normal to you, then here's a truly freaky option. A funny large frame with thick glasses, bushy eyebrows and a long false nose in the form of a penis. What could be funnier, right? If you are already looking for an unusual Halloween costume - take a note of the props.
Price: 286 rubles.
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15. Shell mask
Even the seller himself describes this mask as creepy, and it's hard to argue with him. It looks like a huge alien clam has jumped on top of a man and grabbed his head in a death grip. The absurdity of this whole design is added by the fact that the folds of the mollusc's body, which are visible from the open shells of the shell, are suspiciously similar to the vagina.
Price: 690 rubles.
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