30 touching and funny poems about grandma

To make it easier to decide on a poem for memorization, we put them in order. First, there are very simple and short ones that can be inserted into a postcard, and at the end you will find more complex and long ones.

— 1 —

Like our grandmother
Pancakes are good!
We sat down side by side
We water them with honey,
We wash it down with milk.

(Tatiana Boyko, "Like our grandmother")

— 2 —

I have a Grandmother,
She bakes pancakes
Knits warm socks
Knows fairy tales and poems.
I love my grandmother
I'll give her a postcard!

(Tatiana Shorygina, "A Gift for Grandma")

— 3 —

Two grandmothers on a bench
We sat on a hillock.
Grandmothers told:
- We have only fives!

Congratulations to each other
They shook hands with each other
Although they passed the exam
Not grandmothers, but grandchildren!

(Agnia Barto, "Two Grandmothers")

— 4 —

If grandma is sick
I walk on tiptoe.
I'll sit by her bed
And I'll sit quietly.
I'll straighten her pillow
And I will cheer you up with a kind word.
I'll whisper in her ear:
“Soon you will be healthy!
Just obey the doctors
Drink your medicine on time! "

(Tatiana Shorygina, "If Grandma is Sick")

— 5 —

My grandmother is ill.
Very bad for her, sick.
Doesn't laugh, doesn't play
Doesn't talk to me.

I'll give her delicious raspberry tea:
"Have a drink, grandma, sip."
I'll bring an old shawl
And I'll wrap it in a scarf.

And in the morning it will be again
My grandmother is healthy.

(Mikhail Grozovsky, "Doctor")

— 6 —

Finally everyone fell asleep
They won't spy on my secret
Because for granny
I'll draw a bouquet.
Roses, asters, daisies
Will flash brightly on the postcard.
I'll write to grandma
How I love her
That her pancakes
I always praise.
It's good that everyone fell asleep
It's already dawn outside the window.
I love you granny
And I give you a bouquet!

(Natalya Ivanova, "Finally, everyone fell asleep")

— 7 —

Rainy weather
And the sidewalk glistens.
Grandma has a gait -
As if flying!

And to our grandmother
Fifty no
From eyes slightly tinted
Such a radiant light!

Rainy weather
And the droplets are fresh.
Grandma has a gait -
Try, hold!

(Oleg Bundur, "Grandmother under the Umbrella")

— 8 —

Oh how it smells
Your robe!
Like a salad
And chocolate,
Smells like pike
Stuffed
And cabbage
Pickled!
Smells like dumplings
And greaves,
And Sunday
Gifts:
White plump
Pastila,
And sesame seeds
And halva ...
In this smell
Native
Fit
Our whole house ...

(Mikhail Sadovsky, "Grandma's Robe")

— 9 —

I congratulate granny
Happy Women's Day of Spring!
I adore granny
People need grandmothers!
Tell a good fairy tale
He will sing a lullaby
A warm winter scarf will knit
And he will go for a walk with me!
Will not punish the naughty
And he will give candy with him.
Both the girl and the boy
Anyone loves a grandmother!
Closer to the wonderful grandmother
I have no girlfriend!
My grandma and I wonder
We will not live apart a day!

(Irina Gurina, "My grandmother")

— 10 —

My grandmother is with me,
And that means that I am in charge of the house,
I can open the cupboards
Water the flowers with kefir,
Play football with a pillow
And clean the floor with a towel.
Can I eat cake with my hands
Slam the door on purpose!
But with mom it won't work.
I've already checked.

(Robert Rozhdestvensky, "My Grandmother")

— 11 —

Grandma's on the shelf
Threads and needles
Steel scissors,
Lace ribbons.
Granny sews all day
I want to help her soon.
I take a shred
Needle and thread skein.
Fast and dexterous
I sew new clothes for my friends.
Wear, Murka, sundress,
And you, Watchdog, caftan!
We sing the song
We help granny!

(Tatiana Boyko, "At the Granny's Shelf")

— 12 —

Grandmothers take out grandchildren
In the evenings into the yard
Grandchildren run, scream
And the old women have a dispute:
- My grandson is growing the fastest!
- And mine laughs the loudest!
- My loves porridge with milk!
- And mine will say that ...
Only Baba Katya is silent
Sits and knits, knits ...
Baba Katya has no relatives
For a long time already - not a soul ...
The whole yard is dressed in her socks,
And all the children are good for her!

(Oleg Bundur, "Baba Katya")

— 13 —

Why grandmother
Heart ache?
Maybe I shouldn't
Turn around at the table?
Maybe worried
Grandma when i
In the yard with the boys
Do I play late?
It's hard, maybe for grandma
Began to wash the dishes ...
No, I'm angry with grandma
I will never!
Help her around the house
I'll be there after school.
Grandma will become again
Cheerful and cheerful!

(Alexey Starikov, "Grandma Got Sick")

— 14 —

Our grandmother
Very kind.
Our grandmother
Has become old.

Lots of wrinkles
At our grandmother -
With them she
Even better and more beautiful.

If beloved
The doll is sick
Cure the doll
Immediately she.

If on the forehead
A bump appears
There are no buttons
The coat will tear

Or another
What a trouble -
Grandma us
It always helps.

Granny warm
Tie mittens,
Grandma in the evening
He will tell a tale.

Listen to her
We are ready for hours!
What will forget
We will tell her ourselves.

(Evgenia Trutneva, "Our grandmother")

— 15 —

Rain, rain is pouring into the glass
Even the house is dark.
Oh, how my grandmother got wet!
Came out in the morning without an umbrella.

He says: - Well, it's bad,
I'm not good at it now.
I'm afraid: I have a cold
Wouldn't go to bed.

Well the weather! Well, bad weather!
But under the sound of rain in the window
Granddaughter Nastya is sleeping peacefully,
Smiles in a dream.

Grandmother whispers: - From where
Has a cold come to mind?
No, I'm quite healthy.

(Agnia Barto, "Rain, rain is pouring into the glass")

— 16 —

Grandma you too
Was it small?
And she loved to run
And tore flowers?
And played with dolls
You, granny, right?
What hair color was
Do you have it then?
So I'll be the same
My grandmother and me -
Is it stay
Can't be small?
My very grandmother -
I love my mother's mother.
She has a lot of wrinkles
And on the forehead a gray strand
I just want to touch
And then kiss.
Maybe I am so
I will be old, gray-haired,
I will have grandchildren
And then, putting on glasses,
I'll knit gloves for one
And to the other - shoes.

(Alexey Pleshcheev, "Granddaughter")

— 17 —

Mom has a job
Dad has a job.
They have for me
It remains Saturday.
And grandmother is always at home.
She never scolds me!
Will seat, feed:
“Don't be in a hurry!
Well, what happened to you,
tell me? "
I say, and grandma
does not interrupt.
Grains of buckwheat
sits fingering ...
We feel good together like this
and a house without a grandmother is not a house.

(Agnia Barto, "Grandma")

— 18 —

Polka Dot Klondike
and the hair of the snow is whiter,
And a gentle voice
at my old grandmother.
You can hear it in the house
then near the little sister in the garden.
I am our grandmother
I'll find it right away by voice.
Granny wants
will not sit down in the morning.
Yesterday I washed it.
Today it's time for her to iron.

“Oh, how tired I am, -
Dad will say -
I'm barely alive!
And mom is tired
Will sit down after returning home.
And older sisters
Sigh:
"Hurry to bed!"
Only our grandmother
Doesn't want to
Get tired.

(Leonid Soroka, "Grandmother")

— 19 —

Granny and I are very good friends.
We help each other.
She... makes me dinner,
For her, I... eat everything.

I take her by the handle.
A passer-by does not always understand
Whether my grandmother is my granddaughter
Either I'm a child anyway.

Who leads whom to Molochny?
Who is dragging whom to Toys?
We live as a strong family
We are friends with real friendship!

Mom and Dad say to us:
- You are there from morning till night.
Only go to bed early
Granny doesn't want something.

Doesn't want to measure puddles
And the sand is considered dirty!
Otherwise, we are very friendly
Despite the age is different.

(Tatiana Bokova, "About the grandmother")

— 20 —

Our grandmother has happy years -
Granny went on a well-deserved rest.
No need to go to work now,
It's time to rest, watch your health!

But she cleans the apartment.
Pat, cook, then wash.
When everything in the house sparkles, shines,
Then grandma looks after your health!

How much attention grandchildren require!
Granny knows no boredom until nightfall.
When he puts everyone down, he will calm down,
Then grandma looks after your health!

Parents of grandchildren come home from work
And their grandmother takes care of them.
Grandma looks kind of tired,
And like retired, sitting at home.

(Tatiana Bokova, "Grandma")

— 21 —

I sat down and sit
And I don't go out for a walk,

I don't turn on the TV
I refused tea,

I do not want to eat or sleep -
I'll wait for my grandmother!

Why didn't you come
Maybe urgent matters?

Maybe she's tired
Lay down and fell ill?

Who will give the patient a pill
Except for your kind neighbor?

Maybe she needs help
After all, she lives alone?

All! I decided! I'll run
I'll help her myself!

Suddenly I hear: knock-knock-knock!
It's a knock at the door!

Hello my dear,
I will hug her, loving!

Let the whole world know
That there are no relatives of granny!

(Natalia Maidanik, "My grandmother")

— 22 —

Our grandmother walks
Knocking with a stick.
I say to my grandmother
- Call the doctor!
Will give you medicine
You will become healthy!
If it is bitter, -
What's wrong with that?
You will be patient a little
And the doctor will leave,
You and me on the street
Let's play ball!
Let's run, grandma,
Jump high!
See how I jump?
It's so easy!
The grandmother smiled:
- What do I need a doctor?
I didn't get sick
I'm just old!
Just very old
The hair is gray.
I have lost somewhere
The years are young.
Somewhere behind the huge
Behind the dark forests
Behind a high mountain
Deep water.
How to get there,
People don't know ...
I say to my grandmother:
- Remember this place!
I'll go there
I will float, I will go!
Years young
I'll find yours!

(Dora Khaikina, "Grandma's Years")

— 23 —

I am with my grandmother
I have been friends for a long time.
She's in all things
With me at the same time.
I don't know boredom with her,
I am pleased with everything in her.
But grandma's hands
I love most of all.
Oh, how many hands are these
They are doing wonderful things!
They tinder, then sew, then mark,
They are doing something.
The croutons are fried so deliciously
So densely sprinkled with poppy,
Rubbing the steps so rudely
Caress so tenderly.
There are no hands more nimble, more beautiful -
Here they are, then there.
They scurry and dance all day
On shelves, on tables.

(Lev Kvitko, "Grandma's Hands")

— 24 —

If the grandchildren are cheerful
Grandma - even more so:
- Look, they chirp like goldfinches,
How glorious!

If the grandchildren are hungry,
Grandmother - joy:
- Let them sit, let them eat,
They need to grow up!

If the grandchildren went out into the garden,
Anxious grandma:
- Well, like rain or hail -
They will get your feet wet!

If the grandchildren went to bed,
Grandma is not breathing:
- Bayu-byu-lyuli,
Hush, hush, hush!

Cleanliness, silence,
Warmth, drowsiness ...
This is what she is -
Grandma - care!

Well, what are you like?
How are you with your grandmother?

(Blaginina Elena, "Grandmother-care")

— 25 —

I'll ask you a riddle
And you guess it.
Who puts a patch on the heel
Who iron and fix the laundry?

Who cleans the house in the morning
Who puts the big samovar on?
Who plays with the little sister
And takes her to the boulevard?

Who is the fringed rug embroidered
(Sister - see everything)?
Who writes detailed letters
Soldier, my father?

Whose hair is whiter than snow
Are your hands yellow and dry?
Whom I love and regret
Who did you write poetry about?

(Elena Blaginina, "The Riddle")

— 26 —

The gentle sun rolled away.
Night fell in a dark blue shawl.
Our ancient city, sleep and rest.
Children fall asleep bayu-bayu-bai.
Here is the moon floating in a scarf, slowly.
And she carries the stars in the basket.
Grandma's song in the house
Only slightly audible:
Bayu-bayu-bayushki all she sings.

Stars-freckles shine above.
Children sleep with their pillows hugged in silence.
Sandman ‑ sleepy ‑ sleepy grandchildren ‑ mischievous
They will sleep until the sun rises.
Sleep, grandchildren, sweethearts. You must see
Bayu-bayu-bayushki solar dreams.

(Tatiana Petukhova, Lullaby)

— 27 —

We have knitting needles, hooks,
The yarn is different in balls,
To knit socks for winter
Mom, grandfather and daughter ...

I tried to knit a scarf,
Nothing worked.
Murka was very surprised,
Helped by the way,
Unwound all the tangles
I drove glasses under the table ...
Maybe it's not about the hooks
And in granny's glasses?
Here, I will put them on my eyes -
I will connect everything at once, like in a fairy tale!
And I put on my glasses.
Oh, suddenly almost blind!
Like a crooked mirror
I look. Well, what is it?

- Not with glasses, believe me, a secret.
You have no patience, -
Quietly grandma said
She showed the loops again, -
Facial - letters in a line,
The knots are inside out, daughter.

I knitted, I tried
And the gum turned out.
And tied grandma
For birthday mittens.
And the kitten-honey
Small slippers.

(Lyudmila Firsova-Sapronova, "How I learned to knit ...")

— 28 —

On Granny Boulevard
Lulling grandchildren
They sing to the grandchildren,
And the kids are screaming.

Two Olenki burst into tears,
They are hot in the summer heat
Andrey, naked in a wheelchair,
Screams like a groovy one.

- Okay, okay... -
Oh, grandmothers are tired,
Oh, shout Irochka
It's not easy to calm down.

Well, again to the rescue
Vovka needs to be called.
- Vovka is a kind soul,
Amuse the kid!

He went up to grandmothers,
He stood next to them,
Suddenly he jumped up and sang:
- Okay, okay!

The screamers fell silent
So they are surprised:
Sings goodies
A boy instead of a grandmother!

Both laughed at once
Little Olenki,
And Andrew does not frown,
And he laughs, naked.

Vovka is dancing on the path:
- Okay, okay!
- That's what our assistant is!
Grandmothers are happy.

They say to him:
- Thank you!
So dance
We couldn't!

(Agnia Barto, "How Vovka helped out grandmothers")

— 29 —

The dusk was pouring blue
Into the sails of the frigate ...
Collected for robbery
Pirate's grandmother.
The pistols laid down
And a bag for gold.
And, of course, soap,
Dentifrice.
- The spoon is here.
The cup is here
There is a clean shirt.
Here is a musket at gunpoint,
Here is a keg of rum ...
He's so absent-minded
Leave everything at home.
An old grandmother
Gray head
Grandma said
Affectionate words:
- Our dear breadwinner,
One-eyed falcon
You look at the boarding
Don't climb in vain.
Do not visit unnecessarily
Sinister dens.
Don't hurt the orphans in vain
Take care of the patrons
Don't drink rum without a snack -
This is very harmful.
And always go with a tambourine,
If there is no move.
Put silver in the chest
Gold for the pillow ...
But in this place the grandson
Interrupted the old woman:
- Listen, if that's all
So familiar to you
Come on
Drive yourself
I'll stay at home!

(Eduard Uspensky, "Grandmother and Granddaughter")

— 30 —

Mom is not at home!
Petya knew that
Pete won't have to
Go to the final!

And the weather is wonderful
And in the hands of a ticket.
- The situation is difficult! —
The neighbor is speaking.

Suddenly grandma comes out
Puts on a shawl
Grandma says:
- I'm sorry for the child.

True, at football I
I have never been
All the more so,
What's the deal.

Tzedek - Dynamo
A poster was posted.
Football is everywhere
People says.

Grandma sighs:
- I don't understand yet,
Who am I for?
“You're for Tzedek.

How to start at the gate
To score balls
Wait for the bill
Stomp and scream.

The stadium is huge
To failure full
Here come the teams.
Storm! The roar of the waves!

Screams in the stands
Thunder in the stands!
It's impossible
Describe with a pen!

Grandma repeats:
- We are for Tzedek! —
Grandmother shudders
From every whistle.

Petya is not a spectator here,
He is his own man.
He shouts: - Look,
Took my head!

He praises someone:
- It's a football player! —
The ball flew into the goal
Whistling in the stands.

- No, - said the grandmother, -
The captain is hot.
You can't do that, comrades,
Run into the ball.

Suddenly she is to Dynamo
The clap began.
Petya is indignant:
- What did you find in them?

Grandma got angry:
- Do not teach adults!
I understand correctly
How the balls are taken.

- Okay, - Petya whispers, -
We'll level the score! —
He didn't even notice:
It has been raining for a long time.

The sky darkened.
Rain like a bucket.
Is that the point?
Here comes the game!

Grandma does not give up
Says stubbornly:
- All the same, I, Petenka,
I'm rooting for Dynamo!

(Agnia Barto, "Petya on Football")