My boss - idiot! Traumatic personal experience

If you have a good working team and a fair boss - it is an occasion for joy. Many people carries much less, and they are forced to endure the idiotic antics and stupid decisions of their leaders. Here are 15 examples of contemporary reality.

1. Invasion of privacy

I had a boss who constantly asked me at all uncomfortable questions: if I have a kid, when I get married, whether it is time to think about the children? And she constantly screamed at me. I believe that the information is perceived as better.

2. Addiction to order

Last job we were not allowed to keep on the table, no personal belongings. It was impossible to bring any photos of children, or calendars, or even own a pen - just corporate. And yet it was impossible to change the image on the monitor desktop - there wearing the company logo. And to keep track of all this, the boss hired individual. It would be funny if it were not so sad.

3. Blackmail for social networks

My boss took advantage of remote access to a working computer, found in the dialogues in social media posts in which I complained to management, and blackmailed me this. I had to resign.

4. Dismissal Schedule

My boss did not want me to leave. Therefore, I come up with a lot of different reasons that could stop me. For example, he said that layoffs are only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. It was Monday, but that statement I wrote for two weeks! I refused to give a final settlement, did not give help, but pretty quickly uchotku disabled on the computer, so I just sat in a chair all day. I used to think that if I raised the salary, I would have stayed. But now exactly sure what to do right, to escape from this madhouse.

5. Points instead of premiums

Management decided igrofitsirovat workflow. Now we all quests, and for over-fulfillment instead of KPI bonuses get game points and raise. At the end we promised a major prize, but I probably will not go through this mission to the end.

6. My sister - your problems

The hostess cabin has a sister. She often runs to us for manicures and refuses to pay. You can not get rid of, and pay for her boss is not going to. We spend it on their own time, consumables and free.

7. Suspended coffee in Russian

At the last place of work (a small cafe in my town), we were forced to buy at least three cups of coffee a day for themselves and their value is subtracted from the salary.

8. Dismissal because of palmistry

One day the director came with the news: she enrolled in courses chiromantists. I tell fortunes on the arm to all the girls, and said to me: "Oh, you will soon go away on maternity leave! Dismiss a minute we'll get you in advance! "And I'm not even married. Here.

9. payment in kind

In the past month we have collected and put before the fact: the salary will be issued goods, resell what you want. After all the staff to apply for dismissal, the decision changed and just cut wages.

10. Check for loyalty

Our boss has prepared a surprise for February 23: hiking in the mountains. For refusing to fire: in its startup does not need people who are not willing to work with them to go through fire and water. Here's a team-building.

11. Do not read? Fine!

We make every month to report on read books in English. It is clear that the teacher should improve their qualifications. But for the lack of the number of books we write explanatory and get penalties.

12. The Japanese system

Our leader was inspired by the experience of the Japanese colleagues and now we considered late coming later than one hour before the official start of the working day. To leave before the chief is also impossible, he sits up to 12 nights.

13. creative tasks

Boss asks tinkering crafts for his child to school. Naturally, the load to the main working duties and free.

14. shameful jeans

We have never had a dress code. But one day the head of the unit suddenly decided that the dress code is still needed, walked from office to office and told everyone who was dressed in jeans, a shame to go home. In this case, the guilty should have been pre-apply for a one-day vacation at his own expense. When the floor was deserted much, Madame realized her mistake and called me with a request to return to the office. However, without pay - because officially I was on vacation. Of course, I did not return to never.

15. extreme retraining

We have introduced a new technique of extreme disclosing employees' potential. Every month we are changing weekly posts. In management's opinion, this should improve our results, but it turns out only to more confusion.

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