Why is it better to plump and not to engage in sports

At some point in life, everyone is facing a passive choice what he will do in your free from work and family time. this occupationDefinitely, there is in each of us: someone just lying on the couch watching television or a book, someone trained in the gym, someone is hunting, fishing, summer cottage, and someone - where travel away.

But there are two more global and incompatible concepts - alcohol and sports. You can, of course, to combine them in moderation, but then some of the results is not expected nor there, nor there. If the choice is between a serious hobby or alcohol, or sports, then, according to statistics, the majority chooses the first in our society. And rightly so, because thump is much better, is not it? And there you have six of evidence ...

You do not break the corporate traditions and proslyvote black sheep in the team

drink on corporate parties with colleagues, and even more so with the boss - it is not discussed. You do not want problems and asking questions. In the end, you are sociable person and must be on the same page with everyone to not to be considered complacent recluse. Well, what can be a sport when you "drove the goat" in pubs until five in the morning? And the more why? You're not a robot, and you can skip or defer until later - team building is more important. Well, what if you took the model of behavior of the majority? You soul of the company, and you are loved and respected. Is not it?

You do not care whether the gyms on Saturdays: you legal hangover after Friday

And in general, why drink only on holidays? Who invented it? You earn heavy and nervous, but honest work, and have every right to relax on Friday. It's only one night a week. night and well. And as without the traditional "goats" until five in the morning, because the time to stop - it's so hard ...

And why limit yourself? All the same the day off tomorrow, and you can normally sleep. But you are an active partner rather than a passive observer, and on Monday you always cucumber! Fifty-two of the year on Friday. Well, cool is! Unsubscribe from all this fun for the sake of a healthy lifestyle ghost? Well no. I do not understand, nobody.

You can drink like a normal guy, not like these athletes: get drunk, like children

Drinking alcohol regularly, you are in a certain way train your body to respond, recycle and dispose of it. And considering the fact that in our society all the business is done in restaurants, a real expert in the life of your workouts? Well, you're not going to sign a contract on joint jog or squeezing the bar - just imagine how stupid it looks. And how do we know the true intentions of the person, do not give him drink. As they say: if a person does not drink, he or sick, or bastard? Well, unless your rich life experience tells you that it's true? Or stupid stereotype? No, a stereotype is true. Yes, and a good excuse.

The expansion of consciousness through alcohol - it's not as boring as monotonous workout

Well, what kind of life of an athlete? I came to the hall or stadium, dressed in a clean (at best) and work. Plow physically as a slave on a plantation. Whether it intimate conversations and psychological experiments a bottle of good whiskey. Or vodka. Well, or a beer, but then need a box. This is more like a living masters, and not slaves.

In addition, all sports activities are usually predictable: training, competition training again. Expanding the consciousness of alcohol, you can never predict for sure it will all end. And there is a very in everyone - it's fun! And all athletes are boring, even to talk not about them. Although, maybe this is it with you not interested? No, this is impossible, you are the soul of the company.

No need to bother with concepts such as aerobic and anaerobic booze

Have you ever been in the company of two runners, or, God forbid, triathletes? You have tried to understand anything of their conversation? Pulse zone, aerobic and anaerobic loads ANSPs IPC intervals some, I will not mention the taytsah, fartlek, Gidrikah and cutting bicycle frames. The talk, it is better: Garmin or Suunto, Sram and Shimano.

Plump, of course, much easier: you are open to all, are you willing to try it, and in one night. To reconcile the irreconcilable? Easy! But it will experience. And concepts such as aerobic and anaerobic booze simply does not exist. What score himself this head around that and so all survive? Nerve cells in the human brain there is so much at this age accurately enough. Probably. Well, should suffice.

In the end, the sport much more travmoopasen for man than alcohol

Well, here and explain nothing. If you thumps with friends in a pub, you do not press down bar and you broke his both legs in a bicycle rubble. If we talk about the bath, there have enough load. Have you tried be wrung from the floor in the steam room? It could not be better: dangerous for the heart. A thump and relaxing - just what the doctor ordered.

But even if you do without injury, how will you deal with delayed onset muscle soreness? This is not a hangover "rrraz 100 grams utretsa" and as a hand lift. The main thing in the first place, the same pohmelyatsya than drunk, and secondly, not to get involved, to make sure we do not leave the booze. And if it goes, it is nothing: there is still Sunday in the reserve, and the work you have heavy and nervous. And you well know all the rules, is not it? You have the same experience.

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Thus, the choice between alcohol and sport is obvious. Much nicer after work come home and drink, collapsed into his favorite chair than trudge to the gym or not God forbid, to the stadium and there amuse the young, traditionally located in a corner and sip evening beer. In the gym you at least will not see normal people.

The way an athlete - it is work, sweat, pain, and not always the expected result, and therefore disappointing. The way an athlete - is anger at yourself and perseverance in the work, it is ready for rejection, and rejection of the majority and the happiness of victory over oneself. Just? Over himself? Now just clear that sport - it is for masochists and perverts.

You still talked about some endorphins? What is it all about and how they feel? Another illusion zamanuha to vparit you fancy sneakers latest model. Forget. And do not rock the boat - more reliably be gray mass, and not the exception to the rule. It is obvious. Or not?