Whoever we may be

Our brain weighs more than our empty stomach. When you run or do an active sport, the brain takes itself 20% of the energy coming from the outside - a hefty leg muscles make tens of thousands of cuts, arms balance us in the space, the small muscles of the body make a titanic work in real time, holding the body upright so that the even-toed ungulates in the meadow see us and know exactly - in front of them the most enduring thing in the world - of homo erectus. But the brain, weighing a kilo with a small, takes away from me, 70-pound, 20% of what I eat and drink. Because it - the bossAnd he is doing really a lot of work. You can not turn it off during the run time, push-ups and other Fizeau. But we always make it off in life, and the worst thing - is a massively habit. We are saying that we need to relax. So what?

Here I will explain what and who we might become to be ...

TV

Television in our country - certainly the most kretinskoe company and work there I would be ashamed (offered, I swear!). Imagine contingent for whom you are working as a TV employee who sits on the other side of the screen... It's such a nipped couch, and on the body it chewing food of colored boxes and packages, drinking beverages, making them lethargic beings respond only to flicker on the screen and sound rzhacha. When you look rzhach - Petrosyan, Comedy, KVN, or just another series with a "pop" in the title role (no matter what), the brain shuts down. More precisely, we do cancel it. Chewing and drinking beer There is really nothing I think his body is relaxed, and the brain does not control them. Nails grow themselves, winkers blink zhuvalki chew, smile slips every time at subconscious, when a skilled editor inserts the smiley face from the floor, stomach cooks nasty him food and he swipes. You - the broadcasters, and you "carry his thoughts," this body, whose only merit was the ability to turn off the brain - body boss. Disconnect that sets us apart from all the species diversity on our planet.

By the way, you know that when someone is joking in the Comedy, and shows the laughing face of the hall, the person laughs from something this in reality, during filming, not to the current stupid jokes over which cackles being who suggested doing this is. Those. essentially just slip a hint - laugh here.

We could be the creators and their audiences Discovery, its Animal Planet, readers of his Runner's World and Competitor. And the channels could be local, regional, magazines and our clear, close, make sure to do the right things to us - a lot of knowledge! But we often choose Disable.

Sport

Watch football in the stadium or on TV again - it does not matter. No point in this. In cycling I won my personal hero Armstrong, who was Oprah and saidThat 10 years before the race transfused blood and literally force-fed chemicals themselves.

We do not think about it, we do not think about the guys who maimed themselves to do the show, with no place for our brain. Commentator carries nonsense, and we respond. He says, "Come on, come on! Gooool! "And we Orem" Goaaaaal!!! Yeah! Russia! Russia! "(Substitute the appropriate country). What's the point - I do not understand. Score a goal with his colleagues on the football team and competitors yell "Goaaaaal!" Runs Marathon and yell that all one, and you - the hero of your country and to come! Learn baby swim and shout from the podium, "Come on! Yeah "But it requires a brain - for training and field rent you have to pay for a trip to marathons - too. We turned off - the boss is not the boss.

We could become champions, parents of beautiful kids sports, nation, which is known not to thump the ability and beauty of the people who filled the foreign country.

Politics

Do you believe that there is a probability of falling into populist politics and greed worthy? Have you talked to more politicians personally? I had such an experience, and I would say that it will be difficult to make what they are even one minute. They are really very stupid, narrow-minded people. I'm even willing to bet that the total IQ 450 readers Layfhakera IQ higher than the total of the same number of your or our parliamentarians. I am not kidding. Their purpose - is not associated with the brain and its work, your - hopefully relate. So why should we follow the policy of the news? Why daily boomy about vorovityh officials in Moscow radio station rating №1? Why do we spend 20% of their body energy is not significant problems for us? Why do we need the opinion of stupid people?

Imagine for a moment that we are running home to watch here is a Battle on TV (in our translation it already watched nearly 60,000 times, scientific videos hour long plus!):

Boss back to work, he seethes and rages, approves and assents. Then he is considering and we are going to write a blog post and argue, we look at other programs that discuss this Battle. Then channel creation of the universe, about animals, about the landing on Mars... We can watch with delight arguing about space, training systems, blogging techniques, as this reading system RSS-subscriptions. But again we respond to information noise grenades - children per thousand in the blood, acts of the Senate, etc. This is no better reaction rzhach creatures on your TV.

What would we do

Then we go to play sports and learn something about your body, we are starting to compete and do not hold good Russian mat Orem at the finish of the American city of Kona "S ***, b ****! Russia! Russia! "And wrapped in a flag. We were overwhelmed with feelings, and his head is not intoxicating fumes of cheap beer or super-expensive whiskey, and thought of a way that we have come to defeat, the pain that we overcome on stage, the knowledge that we have accumulated over the years, and are now ready to transfer them once in the Media Center (which hold people's attention, but not stupid animals). We have become the idols of the world, heroes of children who run, swim rivers, gulfs, seas and pools, rushing veloshosse Caucasus, Moscow and Primorye, thinking of you - they want to yell at the finish of "Russia!" And show everyone where they are and what able. They do not want to be like yelling at the TV unattractive drunk dad turned off the brain or tupyaschaya in limited series even young mother with ugly flabby body, they want to be like Dad - winner of Kona, or just dreaming about it, and my mother, and my husband's favorite people around. True want, but we do not show them this ideal.

All we have to do - give the boss again to be the boss, and do not disturb him, to think, debate and learn. Until his death, when it's over.

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