Gifts for children, whose parents you hate

1. sparkles

Sequins - a parent's nightmare. They have an amazing ability to penetrate all the nooks and stay there for years to come. They can not cope any wet cloth or a vacuum cleaner. Even in the event of a fire sparkling particles will still be pobloskivat the ashes.

So if you want to poison someone's life, give his child a set of creative glitter.

2. Clothing for growth

When you can not determine the size of the child, you can give a thing for growth. Not now, but then it will come in handy. So think donors. Parents also have to decide on where to store the suit, to which the baby dorastot only after three years.

Gift for growth will not be enough insidious, if the family lives in a huge house. Therefore give to their owners of small apartments.

3. bulky items

Gift Size matters, especially for families living in the apartment. Approach the subject with fantasy. About bulky children's slides will be convenient to beat toes, huge teddy bear will attract all the dust in the house, and possibly provoke an allergic reaction.

Great Gifts - a reliable way, to reminisced about you every day, even a bad word.

4. Toys do not age

Too complicated toys upset child, too simple - disappoint. Kid cry, when will not be able to collect a puzzle for the student. The teenager, who is going to the first disco, angry, if he is to give a doll or a typewriter. Parents will have to spend a lot of time to calm children.

To inadvertently buy a gift, age-appropriate child, look at the packaging. There is usually written on whom designed a toy.

5. Forbidden things parents

If a family advocate pacifist sentiments and forbid children to play with guns, give them a gun, preferably with a pellet or suction cups. It is the task of parents - to explain why the child can not keep the gift, simultaneously eliminating the destruction inflicted "ammunition." Electronics for children, which forbid the use of gadgets, bag of candy for those who diligently protect from chocolate - tap the ban and apply a good ball.

6. Gifts that are costly for parents

It is not just about the financial costs, but also a waste of time. Equally well suited and expensive toys with replaceable elements, and those that should be done after a full house cleaning.

7. Toys, composed of many small parts

Parents will have to constantly make sure that the child is not pushed a little piece of the puzzle in the nose or swallowed. Leave the baby with a toy and do their own thing - this option is no longer for them.

Before giving such a gift should make sure that the child is not interested in zapihivanie small parts inside yourself - it is really dangerous.

8. sources of noise

Musical toys rightfully occupy a place in the ranking of the most unwanted gifts. If the song singing teddy bear, like the baby, the parents will be forced to listen to it dozens of times each day. A separate test - a time when the battery starts to lose charge. Slowing down the tempo, distorted tone will breathe in the torture toy new life.

By this point, you can add musical instruments toy piano, drum set, baby karaoke. Such a gift, you kill two birds: the child will discover a bright future in the arts, and his parents - a nightmarish present in his own apartment.

9. Gifts gender coloration

If parents try not to grow "little princess" and "Defender of the Future", and the versatile development of people, presents gender coloration will not leave them indifferent. A good choice in this case - a set of makeup or high heels for the girl and a sword or a gun to the boy (especially if the house is prohibited weapon).

Play on the contrast: if the family has children of different sexes, give the boy an encyclopedia and a book of hairstyles - the girl and watch yourself get out of their parents.

10. Pets

The gift is meant, of course, the child, but it is clear that the burden will fall entirely on the parents. Disputes who get up half an hour earlier to walk the dog, who clean the tray for the cat and who is going to get a guinea pig for the refrigerator hardly strengthen the family. To the effect of the gift was complete, it is better to give animalWhich cause allergies.

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If you decide to give one of these gifts, do not forget to adjust the list of guests for the day of their own birth. Otherwise, think about where to hide drums, you have to have.