20 male habits that enrage

1. Drunk in the trash

You tumble home in the morning, close the door loudly, loudly Razuvaev loudly go to the toilet... Heck, in such moments, you're doing out loud, even breathing. The next time you finish a drink for a couple of cups before. Come drunk - normally, but get drunk to the point talking mucus - is another matter.

2. Assume that cooking - female occupation

Guys, well, seriously, your hands are in place, the brain too. And the plate you will probably ever seen before. So why do you think that we only need to cook?

At least occasionally you the strength to do anything on their own. And yes, that's a surprise - for culinary exploits takes time and effort. Think about it in his spare time before every single day we send to the plate.

3. Stare at other women

We are not blind, if that. And we had a great note when you are once again enthusiastically examines a cute waitress. Be so kind as to make it not so clearly. Or at least briefly look away from her breasts. Many thanks.

4. To give up their part of the work on the house

It is clear that the idea of ​​the mess we have with you are different, but still. If the second half says it's time to clean up - usually really should. Now the focus: take for washing windows and wash these same windows. Wow, it seems, it gets your girl! No, I do not think it is so.

5. Watch movies only for men

Your girlfriend has long understood that you like "Fast and the Furious." I prompted her to this point by the fact that she had to see you every movie franchise. Twice. A movie about cars - a good thing, but sometimes you want to pour a glass of wine and incorporate some maudlin nonsense such as "City of Angels". We do not ask much from you, right?

6. Talk only about themselves

Some men are so passionate about their own person that I want them to pay a prostration when they find time to talk about something else. Excessive self-love and confidence that everyone dreams to see how you were doing, - as a habit.

7. Hammer on plans

When you systematically at the last moment from the give up something, and it infuriates us, and your friends and colleagues. Generally all. If nothing happened really important, Humble yourselves, gather into a fist and act, please, as we agreed.

8. To score on us

Everyone has the right to spend his spare time as he pleases, there are no claims. But if you're the sixth night in a row are going to splash out with friends, and us with them is not taken, there is quite a shame.

9. Leave the dirty dishes in the sink

Oh yes, your life partner just crazy plates with the remnants of the meal and cups, which turn sour tea bags. Rumor has it that if a man will wash the dishes, nothing bad will happen to him.

10. Do not walk with us for food

Say what you hate shopping? Not a problem, we ourselves Dothan home heavy packs. Just do not be surprised then that these packages do not have your favorite meal.

11. Snore all night

It is clear that you are not doing it on purpose. But if you know that snoring, lying on his back, why not just change the posture for sleep?

12. Pick your nose

Not in the nose, as in the ear or in the teeth - Pleasant this process becomes. For God's sake, engaged in similar investigations with myself. And production umbilical collection too.

13. Leave the hair on the soap

I do not care where they come from. You can somehow do so to them there was no more?

14. Do not clean up after themselves

You shorn fingernails and left, and the nails were. Shaved, and across the sink Now bristles. Close tube of toothpaste - not imperial case, it's me. Throw a candy wrapper on the candy should not before a couple of days after the candy is eaten - apparently so prescribes unknown ladies tradition.

15. Ask us, where are your things

Probably wherever you put them. I never met a single woman, obsessed with passion every day perepryatyvat belongings her Blessed.

16. Long time to sit on the toilet

In life anything can happen, but it is unlikely you have problems with digestion, every trip to the well-known cases delayed for half an hour. No, let's be honest, you are hiding it from us or is it some kind of global conspiracy of men dressing?

17. not be treated

Because medications - for the weak and suffering purify the soul and the flesh harden. Imagine if you have a headache, you can just take a pill. The pain is gone, checked.

18. Sniff clothes before you wear it

Firstly, it looks disgusting. Secondly, that in general there is smell? If the T-shirt or socks fresh from the wash, they smell of detergent. If you wear them a few days, things exude a questionable odor. Not to say that unexpected.

19. Excessive use of perfume

Here is the deal: if you always use the same toilet water, then over time get used to the smell and unwittingly increase the dose. You okay, while others already follow his eyes.

20. There are a champ and squelch

You as a child were to tell you that there are other people in the company worth as quietly as possible. In general, do not be surprised if you get one with a spoon on the forehead of the companions. Still, many nerves not iron.

In the original article, the list consisted of 11 habits. We had no difficulty to increase it to 20 points, it's your turn. Dear readers, tell us what habits of men take you out of yourself.