Do not be like the "former" 10 life hacking, not to be ashamed for yesterday
Relations / / December 19, 2019
So you're left with a young man and decided to relieve stress with the help of loyal friends and a few drinks. In a drunken state you'll want to make her ex everything that's on your mind. Either you will pull the exploits of which you will regret for a long time. To the next morning did not have to be ashamed of yesterday evening, we take some precautions that will help you save face and self-esteem.
1. Wipe number
Before you go to a bar with friends, remove a number. And no, just turn off the phone is not enough: even when you're drunk, do you remember how to turn it.
2. Forget the phone at home
If you too have a good memory and you remember his number by heart, it is better to leave your phone at home. And a friend had warned that under no circumstances did not give you their smartphones, even if you poklyanoshsya that only mom to call. We know that your "mother".
3. Do not deposit funds
Try to before going to the bar on the phone bills left as little money as possible. It will not let you write to the former three dozen SMS.
4. Telegram instead of SMS
You still took her phone and do not remove a number of the former. If the well does not he can not write, send, at least not SMS and messages Telegram. There they can have time to remove before he read them.
5. It is not necessary selfie
If we are still writing, then at least do not send him their a photo from the bar. It now seems to you that your eyes burn and you look tempting. In fact, you have smeared mascara and you're just, well, not very sober. Tomorrow look - she'll understand.
6. Choose bar
Go to the bar where he usually can not walk. No need to "accidentally" be provided where a high probability of meeting the former - no good will come of it.
7. Get dressed decently
Do not wear the exit all the best at once - heel height of the Eiffel Tower, a skirt-belt and deep neckline. Firstly, it is not the best: in such an outfit you look easier than you really are. Secondly, you privlechosh to itself not the attention that you need now. We know that you will be drinking a lot and you will be in the end a very dashing.
Believe me, it is better to wake up in the morning with a sore head, than with a sore head, plus an unfamiliar body. Even if the bar you would think that is a great way to take revenge on the former, know this: it is a bad way. Fond memories of it will remain only the randomly participant in the events.
8. Drink with their friends rather than with his friends
Do not get drunk with his friends. Talk with them will certainly be reduced to your separation, you're upset. Or try to say something to them in the hope that they will give him your words. At best, they will not recite anything, except that you are drunk. At worst - do give. In the worst - to give their own interpretation. Finally, while drinking with his friends, you can come up with the brilliant idea of "revenge." Now, where will be the same as in the case of a stranger from the bar. Only about it more and be able to tell all the common acquaintances.
9. have a snack
There would, of course, it was better to write "Do not get drunk," but after all, so it is understandable that you do not listen. Therefore, at least have a snack.
10. Take care on the way back
Agree in advance with someone of her friends to get you sent home by taxi. Let them be warned taxi driver drove you to exactly where they said, but not where it will try to persuade you to go. Remember that he is wise, who goes to visit in the morning. And no one who is declared in the night, staggering and barely get the words out. So no guests happy and the former - especially.
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