People are buying toilet paper. Collected the best jokes

In countries where the authorities are introducing or are only planning to introduce quarantine due to the outbreak coronavirus, people started buying up toilet paper en masse. In many shopping centers it is no longer left, and for the last rolls available for sale you almost have to fight. This strange hype has generated a lot of jokes and memes on the Web. Collected the best.

If you need 17 rolls of toilet paper for 14 days you have a worse medical condition than a Corona Virus #SubtweetCoronaviruspic.twitter.com/aFpXltBuH7

- Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) March 15, 2020

If you need 17 rolls of toilet paper for 14 days, your condition is worse than with the coronavirus.

I saw a lady buying 3 packs of 9 toilet rolls & needed to do some maths. Here are my findings:

27 rolls of paper
420 sheets per roll (av.)
11,340 total sheets
20 sheets per shit (Generous!)
567 shits
40.5 shits per day (Based on 14 day quarantine period)
👌# COVID_19uk

- Aaron Gilbert (@AaronDelays) March 15, 2020

I saw a woman buying 3 packs of 9 rolls of toilet paper and counted a little. Here are my findings:

27 rolls of paper
420 sheets per roll (average)
11,340 sheets
20 sheets for going to the toilet (let's be generous!)
567 trips to the toilet
40.5 trips to the toilet per day (based on 14-day quarantine)

All the people at home with no groceries and 127 rolls of toilet paper: https://t.co/yKyR49ymPy

- 𝙈𝙖𝙙𝙨 🐝 (@thekidmads) March 13, 2020

All people are at home with no food and 127 rolls of toilet paper.

Now we know where all those toilet rolls have ended up.😂 pic.twitter.com/Bd1nAhPBmN

- Malcolm Butterworth (@ oxo6) March 12, 2020

Now we know where all the toilet paper is.

When you try to take toilet rolls from the bottom shelf…. https://t.co/1Cd18qOjia

- Fitbeforefifty (@ Fitbeforefifty1) March 15, 2020

When trying to grab a roll of toilet paper from the bottom shelf….

My grandma when she goes to Costco to buy toilet paper #coronapocalypse#CoronaOutbreakpic.twitter.com/ux7EHlxoow

- nathaniel (@valleyboyzz_) March 13, 2020

My grandmother when she goes to the store to buy toilet paper.

So i said to Arnie "Where did you get those toilet rolls ??"
He said "Aisle B, Back." pic.twitter.com/e1k5XN4Z3e

- F For Effort (@ FForEffort1) March 12, 2020

I asked Arnie, "Where did you get those rolls of toilet paper ??"
He said, "Row B, Back."

When you go to the toilet paper aisle pic.twitter.com/CaKzp6CPrZ

- World of Engineering (@engineers_feed) March 15, 2020

When you come to the toilet paper shelf.

I found 4 rolls of toilet paper so I’m good until tomorrow

- Steve Agee (@steveagee) March 15, 2020

I found 4 rolls of toilet paper, so I'm fine until tomorrow.

Last toilet rolls in UK being delivered #toiletpapercrisis#panicbuying#CoronavirusPandemicpic.twitter.com/vvcBBRQTMp

- Mike (@mikejobson) March 13, 2020

Delivery of the last rolls of toilet paper in the UK.

This toilet paper situation is getting out of hand. pic.twitter.com/TbWQzuce7o

- You Had One Job (@ _youhadonejob1) March 16, 2020

This toilet paper situation is getting out of hand.

BREAKING: Federal Reserve Prints 1.6 Trillion Rolls Of Toilet Paper In Order To Stabilize Markets pic.twitter.com/njDwCCpOma

- National Free Press ™ (@NatlFreePress) March 14, 2020

BREAKING: The Federal Reserve is printing 1.6 trillion rolls of toilet paper to stabilize markets.

Toilet paper… lots of toilet paper pic.twitter.com/9ez9P3luDZ

- Daniel Meissner (@Meich) March 15, 2020

Toilet paper... a lot of toilet paper.

I only have six spare toilet rolls and one in use. Living life on the edge! #panicbuyingukpic.twitter.com/XP9u6dNezX

- Rob McGill (@ RobMcGill2) March 9, 2020

I only have six spare rolls of toilet paper and one to use. Life on the brink!

Public Service Announcement to my fellow pussy cats:

Now is not the time to play with toilet rolls. pic.twitter.com/OwH5G1Z7kV

- Princess Pebbles (@ PebblesPuss2014) March 15, 2020

Announcement for my feline brethren:
Now is not the time to play with rolls of toilet paper.

#CoronavirusUSA Toilet paper rolls and hand sanitizer no where available in USA! Sold like Drugs by gangsters! pic.twitter.com/E3HJAQW3wj

- BUSHINDIA (@BUSHINDIA) March 14, 2020

Toilet paper and hand sanitizer are gone in the US! Sold by gangsters like drugs!

Hide those toilet rolls in inconspicuous places guys, mine are safe #ThingsYouShouldHoardpic.twitter.com/fYZZOgTmUh

- Bleazy (@EyeScatter) March 14, 2020

Hide the toilet paper rolls in inconspicuous places. Mine are safe.

Everybody keep strong we have toiletpaper 😜 #corona#coronavirus#Coronavirusnl#coronanederland#toiletpapierpic.twitter.com/uqv0ON0AlA

- Tim Coronel (@TimCoronel) March 16, 2020

Hold on, we have toilet paper.

The only game in town! #toiletpaperpic.twitter.com/EokKhAX82j

- Sara Jones (@SpoonHerder) March 15, 2020

The only game in town!

Instead of buying hundreds of rolls of toilet paper, you drop $ 40 on a bidet sprayer.

We are going to need to start thinking outside the box. pic.twitter.com/TOuTFtoU8k

- Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) March 13, 2020

Instead of buying hundreds of rolls of toilet paper, spend $ 40 on a bidet shower. We need to start thinking outside the box.

everyone stocking up on toilet paper
meanwhile me: #californiacoronaviruspic.twitter.com/TRpnkFM3jp

- j * cky⁶⁶ (@chaewonpil) March 16, 2020

everyone stocks up on toilet paper
meanwhile I:

They had no #toiletpaper at Walmart. So I found an alternative pic.twitter.com/BWATww9NfY

- The Ragin Nation (@raginnation) March 16, 2020

They didn't have toilet paper at Walmart. So I found an alternative.

What are you stocking up on? Let us know in the comments.