Funniest lies that parents tell their children

Almost every one of us in the childhood parents kindly fib: invent any "terrible" or simply unpleasant situations that certainly occur if we do not brush your teeth before going to bed, scattered her toys on the floor, not finishing breakfast or will lie parents. Of course, it was a white lie: because of it, many of us were obedient, polite and exemplary children. Today we want to share with you examples of the fun lies that parents tell their children. If you just can not summon their child to the order, then you should read this post. ;)

One of the users Quora I asked an interesting question: "What's the most fun you have spoken lies in the child's parents?". The question provoked a lively discussion: some remembered their happy, carefree childhood, and someone shared an adult experiences - told what fun lies invented for her child.

We decided to share with you the most interesting answers, and encourage you to be active and to share in the comments of his childhood memories, or have parental experience. Sure you have something to say. :)

I know that you're lying to me

When I was a kid, my mother told me that if I lie, it is written in my language. When she suspected that I was stretching the truth, she said: "Show me your tongue." So I tried to lie to his mother less. The method proved to be so effective that I used it, and when dealing with their children.

Brush your teeth - well fall asleep

My father always told me that if I brush my teeth before going to bed, you will sleep well. This statement is so I remember that 13 years later, while studying in college and tossing and turning in bed before the upcoming exam, I always thought, "Oh, I definitely should brush your teeth."

When you lie, the rabbit dies in the world

One day my mother told me that if I was lying, and not crossing my fingers at the same time, somewhere in the world dies of any innocent rabbit. I was very fond of rabbits, so it is always crossed his fingers before the lie. My mother saw this and, accordingly, could always catch me in a lie.

My favorite PlayStation

My mother loved to play with PlayStation. Like any child, I did not like when you do not pay attention to me, and I became a mother constantly distract from the game. Maybe she was afraid that the juvenile child spoil her favorite toy, so it is often handed me a disabled warning joystick and say that we are playing the game for two players.

Suspecting nothing, I sincerely believe that taking the game very active part. This was facilitated by encouraging mother comments: "Good! Good jump, and now to the right, "" Good, my dear! As you play good! Mom does not have time for you "," Hurray, we won! ".

This little trick I have already conducted for four years, and then began to use it in relation to the younger sister.

I see everything

My friend and his brother loved to carry the candy kitchen. Their mother hung in the kitchen his portrait and told the children that she can see everything that happens in the kitchen, even if it is not at home.

When the hand reached for another candy, the children looked at the picture and saw the stern gaze of mother - since they are no longer secret feast.

Angry vacuum cleaner will eat your toys

We have four children and, consequently, a lot of toys that kids love to scatter on the floor. My husband and I came up with a little trick: told the kids that the vacuum cleaner will eat all their toys if they are scattered on the floor.

Now, just hearing the roar of the vacuum cleaner, the children squealing run to collect their toys.

Beet around the head

"Eat beets, then you will be just as strong as Superman" - so began my love of beets.

Food need to eat up

When I was little, I had a habit I never had finished his portion to the end. For example, I could eat meat, do not touch to garnish.

When I was 5-6 years, my mom asked if I wanted to me to my future bride was beautiful. Of course, I said I wanted to. And then my mom said that all the food that I leave in the bowl, turning into pimples on the face of my future bride.

As a loving man, I continue to the end to eat up his share so far.

TV might be offended

Parents have told us that the TV - a living being, and we should give it a rest each time, he worked for several hours without stopping. Otherwise, the TV will be offended, it will go away and never return back.

There will come a gray top and bite for a flank

When I was a child, it is often capricious and did not want to engage in playing the piano. My parents were told that in the bush under the window hides the gray wolf, and he jumps to the house, if you will not hear the music.

This method was very effective until such time as we moved into a new apartment. When parents try to crank out the same trick, I said, "Wait a minute, like a wolf knew that we moved?".

Later, my parents told me they regret that did so. They realized that the best way to instill in your child a love for any occupation - is to inspire, not intimidate him.

Toys in the stores are not for sale

When my young son began to moan in the shop, begging another toy, I said that toys in the store are not for sale, and to the staff played a special game with them time.

It worked for years. :)

And what fun lies you told the parents as a child? Share in the comments.