25 of the laws of life that explain much

Some strange things happening to you, really natural.

The neighboring place is always moving faster and clothes, which over the years have not used, it is urgently needed only once appeared in the trash? These and many other situations that faced almost every, formed the basis for the vital laws.

1. Murphy's Law

Everything that could go wrong, goes wrong.

According to this principle, if something bad can happen, it will happen. In this case, of the possible unpleasant situations the worst happens.

2. Law Meskimena

Never enough time to do the job well. But it is always to remake everything.

And it happens. Until the last moment we postpone important thing, then deal with it somehow and spend a lot more tinkering.

3. According to the law

Without a smiley face, or any other obvious sign of humor impossible joke on sensitive topics that at least someone did not take it seriously.

Any joke or a parody of a sharp subject is bound to be perceived by some as a true statement.

4. observation Ettore

The neighboring place is always moving faster.

Even if it has five people with full shopping carts, and in your - only two with a bottle of water and a pack of pasta. Or breaks box office or anyone of them begins to count trifle ruble.

5. Law Hleyda

Car- ried challenge lazy employee. He will find the easiest way to solve it.

He just laziness will complicate their work.

6. search Law

You need to start looking from the wrong place.

If you do not expect to find a pair of scissors in the laundry basket, perhaps they are there.

7. Hanlon's razor

Never explain the malice that can be easily explained by stupidity.

First, look for the cause in the human errors, and only then think that a person has done something special from evil motives.

8. Pareto Law

20% of efforts gives 80% of the results, the remaining 80% of the effort - only 20% of the results.

The ratio of effort and the result is unequal: 20% of customers generate 80% of the company's profits and 80% of time spent on the task, will bring only 20% good. And so any sphere of life.

9. Parkinson's Law

Work fills the time allotted to it.

You can perform a task in one day, but laid on her week. And you'll be working on it a week.

10. Law Lerman

Any technical problem can be solved if there is enough time and money.

Lerman consequence: you will not always have enough time or money.

11. revelation Sturgeon

90% of anything - is nonsense.

If you are told that 90% of your thesis - nonsense, remember that this applies not only to your writings.

12. Peter principle

Competent employees climbing the corporate ladder, reach their level of incompetence.

According to this principle, sooner or later people will be in positions which can not cope.

13. Law Gampersona

The likelihood of achieving the desired result is inversely proportional to the power of desire.

When you are late for work, you get stuck in traffic, buses break down, we have to go on foot. But if you decide to walk, these buses will pass by you, one after another.

14. The fourth law Fineygla

If work goes wrong, then any attempt to save the situation will only worsen it.

Sometimes the best - the enemy of good.

15. The third law of Chisholm

People understand the proposal not as the one who makes them.

Even if you express thoughts clearly and understandably, somebody interpret it in their own way.

16. Axiom Kahn and Orbena

If nothing else helps, read the instructions.

Why do something about it remembered too late.

17. Ould law and Kana

The effectiveness of meetings is reduced in proportion to the number of participants and spent time on it.

Prolonged meetings with many discussing often came to nothing lead.

18. Law Hendrickson

If the problem requires numerous meetings, they eventually become more important than the problem itself.

And maybe it will not solve.

19. letter Act

Once you seal the envelope or throw the letter in the mailbox, your mind immediately comes an important point.

In the case of e-mails all, of course, easier. You can apply for a second - a lot of the time it will not take.

20. rule McMahon

No matter what you are looking for on the Internet. Under the criteria of your search will get at least one porn site.

Ok, Google.

21. law career for women

Think like a man, act like a lady working as a horse.

And then, maybe everything will turn out.

22. The first law of adjustment

Information which suggests reworking the project, go to the author only when all the drawings have already been implemented.

An important part of the work has already been done, but who cares? But you spend a lot of time on it.

23. Act electoral gravity

If you drop any thing, it will fall so as to cause as much damage.

Or sunset in the farthest corner, where it is almost impossible to get.

24. Voluntary labor law Zimergi

Man has always agreed to take the job when it is no longer necessary.

Because, most likely, he will not have anything to do.

25. Rule Richard interdependence

Everything you store a long time, can be discarded. But as soon as you discard it, you need it.

Maybe that's why we are afraid to disassemble the cabinet and get rid of useless things. Suddenly come in handy?

And with what you come across of these laws? Or sandwiches in your life will never fall butter side down?