TEST: "Darling or humorist - a taxi driver you are?"

Question №1 situation: you are the first day on the line and take the first order. The passenger sits in the car and gives the "Boss, you have a chandelier does not burn!" What answer? Not chandelier, and lightbox. Forever the "Chinese" everything is broken! I will say thank you for the attention and I will treat gum Uh-uh... chandelier? What chandelier? Friend and help me change a light bulb? Question №2 your passenger all the way complains about the weather, life and boss. Your reaction? I explain that you can not be cranky Dame him to speak out and stand by Yeah! I'll tell you that I, too, it's bad to make music louder Question №3 The car sits a girl. During the trip, she could not help crying and crying, telling that her boyfriend threw. What will you do? Silently drove to the house - then climb your own business and I will cheer the familiar number I'll start psychologist tell funny stories to distract her play music from "Titanic" and fetch a pack of nasal shawls. Cry together! Question №4 In your eyes another car traveling in the opposite lane confidence. How will behave? Shout the driver out of the window, so that there can not be I'm furious! And if an accident? Call friends, I tell you what traffic is crazy Well, what so and so? Question №5 to you in the car sits intelligent lady aged. What kind of music will choose? I only listen to audiobooks Popereklyuchayu radio station and ask, what better to leave no better talk I love music heavier and louder. Punks, hoy! Question №6 you a ride intemperate company with a Yorkshire Terrier. Upon arrival, the boys did not have the cash, and they asked you to wait, leaving to pledge a dog. An hour passed, but no one came. What to do? Call the police - even looking! Always dreamed about a dog. Let him live with me take a picture of the dog and set up to "Avito". We must somehow beat off the money for the trip I'll call the intercom all in a row, and look for the hosts Question №7 little extreme. For you to jump into a cab with the cry: "Go for that car!" How do? Uh-uh, what?! I'm not the hero of an action movie! I waited for this moment all my life I'll go! I wonder just what happened I will refuse, just some kind of a setup issue №8 you took the order with the transport of animals. Drove up to the address, and there is a passenger with a ram. What will you do? I will say that I'm allergic to sheep, and I'll take leave, and on the way stop at the park - even a ram reinforce the fresh grass! Find out the name mutton, poglazhu him and make him selfie I will offer to put on the animal diaper and put you in a child seat Question №9 Finally. You are lucky and get up a pregnant woman in a traffic jam. Everything is going well, but suddenly the passenger begins to give birth! How to do? I will take birth and become a star of the Internet call an ambulance, calm down a woman and I will help as much as A-ah-ah! I will go to look for a doctor in traffic I will begin to google how to take delivery.