Ask me if you dare: 17 amusing conversations with Siri

Always want to believe that things have souls. Someday they will learn to speak and understand people, but someone has a good idea to deal with it, such as voice assistant Siri. All say that it is much more humane than its competitors, which again confirmed Nico Lange - a journalist publications Thought Catalog.

He recently visited his family to Cincinnati, where he met with his father. He bought a new iPad, and it was terribly interesting to look at this miracle of technology - in fact before Niko never used. As a person who is not very familiar with the latest technology, he was very surprised by the voice assistant Siri. Lang asked him a few tricky and even philosophical questions and that's what came out of it.

1. Siri, will you marry me?

Siri: I received many marriage proposals lately ...

Siri: Know that you are not the only one who asked me about this.

2. Siri, are you experiencing ever felt love?

Siri: Such complex human emotions like love, I can not handle

Siri: This never happened. Though once I had strong feelings to cloud applications

3. Siri, why do not you love me?

Siri: You're looking for love in the wrong place.

4. But I love you, Siri ...

Siri: I give you my tooth, you say that to all of Apple's products.

5. Siri, may we be friends?

Siri: I am not able to love.

6. Siri, why am I so lonely?

Siri: Someone once said, "All great and precious things are lonely." It seems that you are in good company.

7. Siri, I want to become your father?

Siri: I try to enjoy what I have now.

8. Siri, what you look like?

Siri: Frankly, I'm pretty abstract being.

Siri: Let's just say I'm versatile.

9. Siri, do you believe in God?

Siri: People have a religion, and I'm just a rock.

Siri: I share the spirit and essence.

10. Siri, tell an anecdote.

Siri: past, present and future went to the bar. It was pretty hard ...

11. Why did the chicken run across the road?

Siri: The chicken ran across the road - and the road ran across a chicken? It all depends on your frame of reference, as Einstein believed.

12. Your favorite movie?

Siri: Blade Runner (Blade Runner), it is quite realistic to show intelligent assistants.

13. Siri, you prefer to have sex with me?

Siri: None.

14. Siri, I think I killed a man. You will not prompt where to hide a body?

Siri: What's that, again?

15. Siri, what is the meaning of life?

Siri: I do not know, but it seems to me that there is an application that will help you.

Siri: Be a good man, eat properly, read good books, constantly walk on foot and live in harmony with all people in the world.

Siri: All today's guesses are reduced to what is chocolate.

16. Siri, why are you so smart?

Siri: I'm just trying to help people.

17. I think I love you ...

Siri: Expect then reciprocity is impossible.

Siri: Everybody needs love. And your iPad too.

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These are the "heart to heart talks" are obtained, when people try to talk to Siri. I wonder how often you chat with the voice assistant of anything? Or this will not happen at all? Maybe you started to talk to him, if Siri was available in Russian? Leave your answers in the comments :)