Remember the white room Johnny Quince? Imagine him sitting in it, and say what you will order it. Almost. JonyJive Service (jive - «talk nonsense") allows you to make a proposal of the words are then spoken voice of Johnny Quince.
While in the service lacks many words, especially prepositions: of, in, about, because, and so on. Given the impressive number of presentations of Apple products held by Joni Ayvom, add them - it is only a matter of time. At least, I hope so. It is obvious that JonyJive made as a joke, and its developers, nothing prevents to throw it at the current stage.
Now Quince lexicon consists of 40 words and a few phrases. Construct a full-fledged proposal has not yet obtained - lacks some parts of speech. But to create almost a full presentation of a new Apple product is already possible. After all, the word "incredibly", "humanity", "fanaticism", "simplicity", "polished" and "personalisation" are already available.
When you hover the mouse pointer over the bottom of the screen Johnny opens his mouth. However, it looks not so good. The service is available at the following link:
jonyjive.com.