Bus tours to Italy: how to plan your trip and avoid disappointment
Travels / / December 19, 2019
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Italy - this is probably the most watchable country, because it focuses quarter of the world's cultural heritage. Even a man distant from art, her visit is highly recommended. Architecture, sculpture, painting, food, language ...
We went there after all this, and more of the warm sun, air and the urban renaissance of European culture.
This article offers tips on how to avoid frustration in a bus tour of the Apennines, from the seasoned and nabivshih cones travel-hacking.
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First, in Italy it is much more favorable to rest on the sea in between excursions to the coastal cities, than to buy a beach tour and then ordered excursions.
Second, the bus-tours are good off-season, and in the spring and fall, otherwise you will find a thick and expensive. The fact that in August we did not burn and not get tired, it's because of abnormally "cold" week with a temperature of +25 ° C.
Voro
The first thing we heard from the conductor on arrival - this is a warning to keep your things in mind, to carry valuables on hand and do not lock them in the safe room. The latter seemed to us strange and outrageous: whether the hotel do not guarantee safety items in the vaults, or huddle for the purchase of real burglar, or (what if!) so frightened warning guests will hide valuables under your pillow, where to get them - have nothing to do, and the guilty will Only the owner. Bearing in mind the effect of reflexivity (when you are told to do so, as it is beneficial supposedly you, but in fact the one who said so), we have already started to see this as a conspiracy.
From private conversations it turned out that the Italian burglar often penetrate into the room through the balcony. Having estimated, we have eliminated this vulnerability, just plastic covering shutters on the windows before you leave, and went to walk safely locked value (and they are more likely to be styrennye on the street or on the beach) in a safe. Only insane burglar climb in broad daylight butting with shutters, especially because of their closeness often speaks of uninhabited rooms. On the other hand, for hanging keys on a shelf in the waiting room almost do not watch - so we took them a couple of times unnoticed.
If we are such thieves situation in the north of Italy, then I imagine what is happening in the same Rome.
Hotels
Bus-excursion tourists lodge in the triple and Four-Star hotel, which can vary greatly in terms of convenience and nutrition. And do you know your hotel Only on arrival, On the bus, that is unreal somehow tune in to find out the location, read the reviews.
Note: almost all the Italian hotels charge fee payableSo that at the front cook 1-3 euros for each day of stay in the room.
Our first hotel was ubogenkim, and taking into account of a breakfast of coffee and a sandwich is more than nothing by today's standards is not pulled on the two stars. Second, although four-star, I disappointed in the details. Lucky only with the third: three stars, but everything consortium, design, compact and cozy. This buffet, lots of guides on hand, lounge music in the lobby, an LCD TV in the room with satellite TV - all that is needed, and of good quality. The impression is not spoiled even broken Wi-Fi, a slow erosion and window seized. It is the last hotel pleased the rest.
The bathrooms everywhere bidet but no shower partitions, so that the spray fly on the sink and towels.
beaches
Although the coast of Italy is very of extended, it is not always suitable for a comfortable approach. And given the considerable population, it becomes a "gold", especially in the north. Oppression, and, consequently, contribute to the commercialization of the beaches are also tourists from the neighboring Nordic countries.
Therefore, almost all the Italian beaches are considered pay. Because of this, they gathered, and equipped with sun beds, umbrellas, sporting equipment rental, restaurants and even a fenced grid football or volleyball courts. However, beach-savage hack works, and there we have never seen, to those who came with his towel around anyway. Moreover, in spite of the signs of the trade ban with hands on beaches herds scurry peddlers Libyan-Ethiopian appearance.
Adriatic cloudy and cool, Tyrrhenian Sea cleaner, warmer, but more rapid. Tolerant, if not sverhsolonost both.
Cities
Be sure to stock up card each host city. Thus, even on the plane you can identify priority locationsAnd is already in place to see where you are, how to get to the beach, where the nearest restaurant, what transport to get around the park, and so on. Although usually give more cards on the bus once it is done only on the way back from the city. On it we found that it was better to go the other way and see twice as many attractions.
Buy bottle of water just once, and then you can replenish it from the pump room with delicious water, which stand there everywhere.
Almost every Italian city is something to see, whether it is the town hall, market, cathedral, court, arch, walls, bridges... cleaned our provincial cities, but grabs debris. Developed cycling and motokultura, but rental is not massive, expensive.
Rimini. Like our Sochi, a resort with a bustling harbor historic core. Spectacle and entertainment to suit every taste - a little kitsch.
Florence. A city of contrasts, a medieval shine in the midst of the post-industrial poverty. Importunate beggars and traders - a bit of shock.
Rome. Sverhvelichie city-museum. Almost anywhere you can get to the center for half an hour, more for the same amount - from there to the beach. And all this on one ticket for half an hour. A huge space with a diverse crowded center and the outskirts of the half-empty. Great!
Lido di Ostia. A seaside resort near Rome. Despite the good infrastructure, the same type and depressing.
Vatican. An endless series of museums and crowds attending them. Half a day on your feet and with his head thrown back - I would not recommend it.
Venice. The apotheosis of the Italian Middle Ages. A boat trip along the Grand Canal is worth, not to mention the gondola (with the accent on the first syllable) and workshop and solid colored Murano glass. Masthevno! Thus all dorogushchee, and toilets are paid.
Bellaria. Nice place for a measured family pension holiday. And without collecting on the move.
San Marino. Shopping on a rock. Stunning down serpentine streets and roads. Famous duty-free prices. Like us, the dirty work is done mostly not local.
Guides
Often luck to those who goes to a young conductor. For what he is older and the longer tasted Italian bliss, the more arrogant. This may be late for a meeting and the documents to forget and talk to himself. From the last ekskursovodcheskih chips - RADIOKOMPLEKT with headphonesThrough which it slanders without raising voices and unnecessary energy consumption for broadcasting and the listeners. If the "toad" does not give the 15 euros for the headphones, it is quite possible to settle down closer to the wire - if not rasslyshit, it certainly will not miss his facial expressions and gestures to indicate interesting.
Be sure to write down the number current mobile phone guide (Yes, in every city a new one). So you warned him about being late, or worse, "delusion" (geographically), and you will not leave without.
Bus
Better to sit in the front (left or conductor), so as not to miss important information, ask a question (especially intimate), and generally better to contemplate the view from the windshield. Bus (especially dopekskursiyu) may be inoperative air conditioning, So you need to have with a drink. There in the cabin is prohibited, but "if you really want," then away from the eyes of a guide or driver and without waste. Do not hold the bus stop after travel - so you no longer have time in the city, maybe even swim in the evening.
Kitchen
Yes, Italian food is delicious (especially the south), but dryish and little bit poor for breakfast. Therefore, our go to catering to properly eat in the morning. Soups have to look for more, but for dinner you expect a feast. When the pizza pall its powdery, alternative (including mobile) will pyadina - tortilla with vegetables inside. Do not miss the spaghetti with grated cheese and mussels. Especially good and lasagna ice cream of all kinds. After a generous order does not go away immediately - you put a little more free aperitif or liqueur (usually limoncello). A pleasant surprise will be on the table Besley olive oil. Half-eaten pizza you seamlessly wrapped himself. Win much, but dry.
Eat should not especially expensive (some places can get away with a 10-euro coupon). But note that trattoria throws a couple of euros for the service, what vyvesochnyh finely written at the bottom of the menu (something like SERVIZZIO). So a local catering legalized rare tip by forcing them all.
The Italian service sector customer cult acts, but not the principle of "customer is always right." Dissatisfied and "pravokachateley" institution avoided. Even if you have or claim rejection, bring a smile and blessedness - they peck and other customers, and the owner will serve you as a friend. It is in the restaurants, you will learn the habits of these Italians - cries, gestures, and so on.
In Italy, I went to the best in their travels tastings: Variety of wines (chocolate, strawberry, apple), marinated tomatoes, fragrant cheeses ...
Purchases
According to my observations, cheap duty free shops mythologized. Yielding to this zamanuhu even rational tourist judge that there waiting for his continuous discounts and even more do not need to be purchased in store, carrying heavy bags with purchases. And for good reason. Prices in the Italian airports are different from the street unless in a big way. So that it is cheaper bought in supermarkets, past which still pass.
What to bring from Italy? For bargain haberdashery, footwear and leather garments have to go especially in the season of discounts and places to know. Neshopingovomu traveler advise bring back photos, magnets (in each city) but a bottle of wine.