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1.

Start with this message conversation. First you need to find out if your partner here. It is not necessary to believe the green lights. Ignore the negative response and skip to step 2. If the answer is also proceed to the second point.

2.

After that, silent, wait for reply greetings. The main thing - do not hurry to get down to business. At full-time interlocutor that he was happy to spend the welcome ceremony.

3.

Dispatched after the greeting. In no case did not go straight to the point. First we show that business companion you really care about.

4.

Sent after the source tell you about their problems and experiences. There is already avoid prolixity. You can even shorter: "clear".

5.

Be sure to check before you ask. Suddenly, the other party can not ask questions.

6.

It is to submit after the source will allow to ask a question. If you do not allow it, how much more will start to present his request to the phrase. Send it, of course, you need a separate message.

7.

You need when, after your messages party can not answer you. Print CBSA, to source exactly you heard. You can even so: "AUUUUU !!!"

8.

It can be used in two cases:

• after interlocutor replied to your "AU";
• instead of a greeting, if you have not corresponded.

9.

This is after the response to the request. And when something is asking too save the letter - do not write "please", write "plz".

10.

This is if the person has written An exploded a message and you want to show your sympathy and participation.

11.

Submit to maintain an interesting conversation if the person you do not answer or write you a message An exploded and you want to specify the details.

12.

For a very funny joke, when you need to understand the source, that the joke is really very funny.

13.

Use instead of a greeting, if you do not watch, the smartphone does not show the time, you just woke up and did not know what time of day outside the window.

14.

It is best to send the night when a contact is offline: what if he is not muted, and hear your question, even in his sleep. But you can send a message during the day: you never know, quiet time in humans.

15.

To submit as soon as sent an e-mail. After can still call, if the person does not answer you message within two minutes.

16.

And just to give a link, it is desirable to some malicious site. To improve efficiency, first create a group chat, and then drop to a link and a request to vote.

17.

The message that you are asking to send, must contain:

• threats ( "If you do not pereshlosh last unicorn dies on earth");
• promises ( "If pereshlosh, all will be happy");
• bribe;
• blackmail.

18.

Before that, write something like "go on a date," and then - "Oh, do not you." To send - you know, I do not teach you.

19.

After this sentence the most important thing - to keep quiet. Keep a dramatic pause as long as possible. Until you hear the doorbell - most likely, it came to the other person, not waiting for an answer from you.

20.

When all other arguments have been exhausted, reach for "oh, everything" - the most deadly and effective. Use as a last resort.

21.

Win-win situation, if you're on a treadmill, choke and around the music rattles. If you did not hear, can always pereslushat. And yet thanks to voice messages your friends will never know that you are writing with spelling errors.

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Improving the efficiency of these messages will get if they send to strangers: find a stranger, write, for example, "We need to talk", silent, wait, enjoy.

see also

• "Politeness - this is not the word." Why so much hypocrisy and how to get rid of it in business correspondence →
• 12 things that enrage into correspondence →
• As one message a day will help keep the relationship →