How do you determine what's going on in your relationship with your partner
Relations / / December 19, 2019
Kings and kingdoms of the earth delight,
Profound silence
But together we eh? That's a charade!
Since you useful and red!
No eternal question of how to understand in what ways you belong to the object of your desires? Do not suffer in vain. The answer is found: a toothbrush. Here is a perfect barometer of relations, which is not exactly fail, and not sovret in our unstable world. The experience of many generations to prove that a toothbrush can graphically illustrate the status of your relationship and tell you about what's going on in your personal life.
Let's say you start a new relationship. Your visits to the cafe gradually spilled over into a cozy meeting at his house the night joint and regular breakfasts. It would seem that you practically keep the situation under control and finally caught crane your new relationship by the tail. However, as practice shows, not always your new young person knows that it is yours. It is not uncommon to see a girl today, which perfectly meets and is in the status of relations with a man, and a man about it is not very up to date. How to understand what's going on?
Enough tolerating this. It's time to bring clarity and understanding. Consider the following examples.
Case № 1. You moved your toothbrush to it
This is a serious step. Your visits became regular. Do you see a couple of times a week, he asks, what is best to buy meat for dinner, you spend the evening together, and often stays with him to have thrown you in the morning for work. And then, finally, you have transported the precious barometer of love in your chosen abode.
At first glance, it seems that everything is simple: a toothbrush - a thing of prime necessity for the ordinary comfort, and oral hygiene. However, the picture of the world right bachelor slightly different from the vision of the universe an average girl.
Maiden toothbrush in his bachelor apartment like a TNT bomb that could explode at any moment. So, it is necessary to dispense with special care, and be on time to disarm. The fact that a young person will see your toothbrush every morning, regardless of your presence in the apartment, will act as an additional reminder of your existence.
Beautiful girls, choose a brush carefully to make it bright and beautiful as you are. If you remind yourself, then do it with dignity!
Case № 2. Your toothbrush stood in his bathroom a couple of weeks
Congratulations! Honey, you stay here for good! But remember that we live in a difficult economic situation: the crisis can suddenly descend. So enjoy the moment, but do not lose vigilance.
Case 3 №. You did not have a week, and your toothbrush is in its place
Joy and jubilation, as if you are Leonardo DiCaprio and finally got their deserved "Oscar". The slow acceptance of the fact that you are together. You are going on a business trip, maybe to see my mother? Who cares now that your toothbrush is in its place! She has a place! And that means that you have a place in your lover's life. There is a reason to come up with names of unborn children, and more time to think about which school to send their best: with a mathematical or humanitarian bias.
Case № 4. You did not have a week, and your toothbrush is hidden in a locker
You timidly ask, "Why?" In response to hear softly: "Well, it was more convenient to do the cleaning." To interfere with innocent toothbrush?
a second hazard level. Check the terrain: a look at the nearby closet. High risk to detect another brush. Maybe, it is very similar to yours. But it is not yours, as a young man. And maybe you have even found a whole bundle of new unpacked brush, waiting for their new owners of?
Careful, my friend. It seems that Michael Jackson was not joking, and you are not alone - you have a rival. We did not find rivals? Well, maybe, really I caught neat guy who loves cleaning. You never know.
Case № 5. You did not have a week, and your brush is no longer in the bathroom
You cautiously take a look at the beloved. Again ask: "Why?" In response to hear: "Come visit my mother (on the weekend one remained). I did not want to explain too much. "
It may not want to explain now, do not want in a month, and a year and there will be nothing at all to discuss. the third level of danger. You hide, it is not a priori very much. And I raised a hand to throw your beautiful bright brush! A reason to think seriously.
Case № 6. A week later, your lack of a toothbrush hidden in a closet, and in the apartment other things
You quarrel and went, because at that moment it seemed so right. You are asked to break, because they did not want to break each other's wings. But suddenly you realize that without it, do not fly. You came back to revive your relationship from the ashes like a phoenix.
But the thing: your brush is not, and in the apartment of other people's things - things that, from whom the flight turned out to be normal.
It is unknown at what point something went wrong. It is not known why the general system may malfunction. After all, who knows what you now need to do with a brush, if you have a quite tangible rival: dispose of the scandal, quietly leave, proudly waiting for an opponent to stay with a brush or pick up a brush and run in tears? No proper script. And brush treacherously silent on the matter.
instead of a conclusion
Beautiful girls, models, colors and manufacturers toothbrushes today a huge amount. Like men who can leave her. Probably, it only matters how much you value your freedom, or a particular man, in the apartment where your toothbrush may be.
P. S. One of my friend newfound admirer of her dreams has issued a new brush. My friend stupefied 1) the seriousness of his intentions; 2) happiness from what he gave her exactly the same brush as her home - an unusual black-and-pink brush of medium hardness. Her heart skipped a beat, and she thought it was a sign from above, and the guy - the long-awaited destiny. Took place a couple of months, they did not work, start-up of their love did not fly.
So, ladies, hostess of note: not everything in the world - a sign. Just coincided toothbrush.